I read both the original letter and your comment in my father's accent.

I was just coming here to post that the words "anchor baby" better not leave the lips of these same groups, ever.

Is it bad that my first thought,upon hearing of the Breezy Baby, was " I ca't wait to hear what they say about this on The Read"?

I actually kinda love that he's that parent.

Goulding's a few months younger than me (and, actually British) and I could identify Mick Jagger.

Huzzah!

I teach in a K-8 school and I've decided there needs to be an island you ship them off to on their 11th birthday.

I can appreciate the irony that I'm reading this while preparing crockpot mac and cheese.

He's technically a rescue, but we say his previous owner must've spoiled him and just fallen on hard times, because he's clearly used to the very good life.

If you asked him right now, I'm the Worst.Dog.Mom.Ever….all because I won't let him drink from the toilet.

Apparently I've been feeding DogPants 1-star food. Great, now I have something else to worry about.

I'm going to apply this logic to more facets of my life:

I just took a good look at your name and I have to ask…are you on/do you read GOMI?

Pardon my lack of tact, but she seems disordered as fuck.

I wonder what it's like to wake up as her and just be flawless.

Pretty certain "Angela on Twitter" is secretly my mom.

They're also the same people that picked "Every Breath You Take" as their wedding song.

I can't even hate. Michelle Branch was (no lie) one of my first introductions to female singer-songwriters. Obviously, it's a slippery slope from "The Spirit Room" to "Dilate".

No need to apologize. I'm a running nerd and probably pay more attention to this than I should. Jones is (was?) a talented T&F runner, but she's certainly not the only one and she's got an uncanny knack for constantly making herself the center of attention/victim that's soured me on any talents.

No, but I'm sure their PR would have a tough time with a client that dared Eric LeGrand (who was very publicly paralyzed) to a race, then told him to get checked for a concussion. Or made derogatory comments about a key witness in the Trayvon Martin case. Or released a Vine of them claiming they get paid so little…