Given the number of Twitter/pr gaffes she's had, I'm surprised her publicists haven't stepped in.

I am so, so sorry for your loss. May your pup roam free across the rainbow bridge.

I am terribly sorry for your loss.

This dude can suck a bag of dicks and choke.

Wait, really?!?! That is….mmmmmmm

I love "Skins" more than any 29 year-old American has any right to. I'd say 90% of my brother and I's conversations are thinly veiled "Skins" references. Seriously, the first 2 series are perfection.

Forget the Wests. Nicki is everything in this picture.

Forget the Wests. Nicki is everything in this picture.

I'm mad only because you know every decisions she's ever made will now be raked over the coals.

To be fair, most "mid-life crisis rebounds" are never around that long, prenup or not.

I get the impression West thinks he should be entitled to Beyonce and "settled" for Kim because she was the next biggest media figure.

If Pharell's too cool for the Grammys, then why was he there?

I'm assuming this isn't the only category Beyonce "lost" (granted, Album of the Year is big one).She's won countless other awards and accolades; I think she'll live if she doesn't win this year. It's kinda creepy and patronizing how he feels the need to continually butt in and "defend" her.

Wish I could chip in for a proper birthday dinner :(

My dad.

Last minute addition, but if we see (hetero) marriage and motherhood as the hallmarks of womanhood, then womanhood is defined by someone else's penis.

Let me preface this by saying I am a straight, cis-gendered woman and, as such, I'm sure my following comment contains traces of naiveté.

This needs to become a meme of some sorts. Find a picture of whichever media figure uses "females" the most (and the most despairingly) and superimpose Feminist Female messages.

I feel the same way and yet my 60-year old mother would sprint across 6 lanes of traffic for him. My father tricker her into seeing "Guardians of the Galaxy" by telling her Cooper was in it (technically true). They walked out of the theatre and her only comment was "I paid to see Bradley Cooper and he was a goddamn…

I recall likely Dresden Dolls and her first album, but man I rrrreeeeaaaaalllllyyyy can't stand Amanda Palmer (I'm sure the feeling's mutual). I don't get how someone can get to be her age and STILL be so tone-deaf and attention-whorey. I'm still scratching my head at her and Gaiman.