Oh, grow up. Those anchovies make the salad! Screw the salad—I'd eat a pile of those anchovies with some good bread! If you can't handle the anchovies, order the garden salad, sissyboy!

LOL man you need to pay attention to context. The literal translation is "fucked its sister". The correct one is "he fucked it up".

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

Sigh...ill translate....The guy recording is Lebanese btw, anypoo:

Way back in 1910, when Abraham Felterbuschenbaum arrived on the steamship from Gdansk with his young wife to start a new life in the United States, he just knew something wasn't right when the immigration officer told him, through barely-contained giggles, he was getting a more American-sounding name.

Here is the place where I rant about future generations not having more or less permanent images. Crappy cellphone pictures and needless filters will record today, and if computers 70 years from no can render the images they will look like crap, however beautiful Kodachrome from many decades earlier will still be…

Cool froods don't grow old.

We're going Screamers before A Scanner Darkly? That is a bold statement, my friend :)

My dentist, who unfortunately moved to Wasilla, AK last year, used to compete against and beat Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut in various eating competitions including a rather gross food category — Rocky Mountain Oysters. He held the record for two consecutive years before "retiring".

No. Maybe he should retire to Guatemala to pick coffee bean right off the trees.

So, he made up his name based on the bottom of a cops coffee cup. That is not going to prevent him from becoming orca fat.