If you aren’t already, start hitting those anti-depressants. I got on Lexapro a few years back, and it actually made a difference. But everyone is different, do whatever your doctor recommends. 

My favorite part of this story is still that it got broken open mainly because some machine learning algorithm found it nearly statistically impossible that this many accounts would follow U Chicago basketball.

Based on the Vic Theater ad in the background, this was in Chicago, meaning Big Bird was there, and he had a gun.

Agreed, that article really got to me. Not just because of how disturbing it all was on an individual level, but also on the political level - that the rise of Trump-style “he’s just saying what people are thinking” politics has led to people like this thinking they have a chance to set policy, which dear god I really…

New Riggs is pretty country, you jabronis

Completely agreed. It’s an interesting story, but the problem in making it run so long is that the kid is a prick. The father is a prick. The grandfather is a prick. It’s hard to give a shit about any of these characters, they can all eat butt as far as I’m concerned, besides Brendan Fraser who was great.

Us too! We went like 3 months after that review came out, so we figured there would’ve been some adjustments by then. But no, everything from that review still rang completely true.

I have a friend that used to work at Del Posto. I was visiting another friend in New York, and she offered to comp us a meal there. Instead, we thought it would be a hilarious experience to go to Guy Fieri’s Times Square place instead.

What a piece of shit. I used to watch Molto Mario all the time with my grandma as a kid. On top of everything else, fuck him as well for now tainting those memories for me.

So instead of AP US History, this guy just played Oregon Trail a few times?

Drake has never, and will never, make an album like Hell Hath No Fury. Guy is punching out of his league in a major way.

This is straight into the Uncanny Valley and I want no part in it.

I was originally hesitant about the show - the late-night-comedy-news show market seems a bit saturated. But it is good, and Cenac is a lowkey great interviewer.

Maybe more of a spread than a dip, but Pimento Cheese is God’s own heart attack:

An asshole who named names to HUAC? That’s who this fuck wants to be compared to? He isn’t taking this seriously at all, and unfortunately I think he might be right.

Fuck balls...

Apparently Shrimp Fest is over.

I spent a bit of time in the Army, and the rule was always: either your rifle is on your person, or it’s locked up. The 2nd Amendment is about a well regulated militia. How well regulated are you if you’re just leaving your fucking guns lying around unsecured?

I have to agree. Any idiot wearing a MAGA hat deserves service just as poor as any other person would get at a Cheesecake Factory.