Well, don’t say “all.” I was almost turned off of Shakespeare forever when my highschool brought in a theater troupe to perform Merry Wives of Windsor. Dressed as, and with the accents of, greasers. Baz Luhrmann’s influence almost ruined Shakespeare for an entire generation.

This has already been done for Friedman, and it totally works.

“Are Hannah Arendt, George Orwell, Nietzsche, and Foucault cited by name? Yes they are.”

The Kinja giveth, and The Kinja taketh away.

You’re welcome

I taught a class in grad school where we were supposed to have the students write a paper on climate change. This was an undergrad economics class, so all we were expecting was stuff on carbon taxes or cap and trade, nothing we didn’t cover in class.

“If gravity is a universal constant, then why do things speed up as they fall?”

I don’t think Kellyanne is getting that drugs and junk food are complements, not substitutes.

My best friend knows a guy that works at the Taco Bell test kitchen. He’s promised me a tour as a wedding present. That is my primary motivation for getting married.

Hey now, did you not watch Wrestlemania 23? That kind of combat is as real as it gets.

I’m about 40 years younger than both of them, and still think Biden could probably drop me. President Filet-o-Fish needs to learn the meaning of “run up, get done up.”

I don’t care about the hotel room smoking nearly as much as I care about them riding bikes, without helmets, ON THE SIDEWALK.

That’s the same way I feel about Pixar after Inside Out:

Djawadi’s score from the original was perfect. It’s still in regular rotation on my exercise playlist.

I think the version in the West End tops it:

I love the idea for this column. Another cringe-worthy “fun” fact about the movie: the supposedly-funny-cop character is played by the most well-known comedian from my home state of Maine. His name: Bob Marley.

The World Kant 2: Kingdom of Ends

I do exactly the same thing, love that show.

Number 1 show on late night, nothing but illustrious guests.

I was out partying, minding my own business...