They're too old! (Especially him.)

Because the sorting hat would require witchery! So the kids have to choose, but they've heard of the sorting hats, so? My guess, anyway.

Oh bullshit. This sounds like a double-cross to me. Publicists hired by celebrities used the phrase "the internet (sic) NEEDS to be censored"? No, this doesn't pass the smell test.

Deen's depo was cringe worthy pathetic.

I encourage everyone to read the relevant depositions in the case. The single use of the n-word 30 years ago is NOT what this was ever about.

That really bums me out, I really liked him. Although he did have a strange glint in his eye about killing people during Ken Burn's documentary on WWII. Very different than the others who were interviewed.

I believe it. When I got married, I asked my flowergirl's mother what her younger son liked, since I'd be sending gifts to his daughter and didn't want him to feel left out (he was about five). She told me I was welcome to, of course, but that it was perfectly okay for him to be on the sidelines for his sister's…

I wasn't being sarcastic when I said that I'm sure you and your brother are wonderful people who would raise wonderful kids. But it still doesn't follow that hitting children is a necessary, let alone a good, thing to do.

If you wouldn't strike an adult for a particular infraction, why would you strike a child? I'm sure you and your brother are wonderful people... except for that whole hitting children thing.

True confession. My first time at Cracker Barrel, I asked for the chicken fried steak... medium rare. HEY it was habit! "....steak medium rare." Rolls off the tongue. My now husband is still getting laugh mileage from that.

As a big assed white girl, J-Lo was a fucking GODSEND to myself esteem. As was Sir Mixalot.

Haha, that's great, and what a fantastic gift! I wish I had given my husband an engagement gift (we didn't even exchange gifts at the wedding, because we were already spending so much money on ourselves). I did splurge on his Christmas gift that year, but he sold it to pay for his and his best man's clothes :-/

Throw on some Duck Dynasty branding and BAM you got yourself a best seller.

Survey time, which one is true for those who have been engaged:

No, I was responding more the tone and the items about the poor girl who couldn't spell and the man who wanted some nachos and nicely left when he found out they weren't an option. The spelling thing really rubbed me the wrong way, especially since the server's phonetic spellings were really quite logical.

I haven't finished reading these, but Tina Largo sounds like a total snob, and not in a good way. In oblivious way of someone who claims to work in an authentic Italian restaurant that serves.... taco flavored pizza.

I thought it was going to be because people were taking artsy and beautiful photos of themselves, sort of a cross between a fashion editorial and Cindy Sherman. And I was all, that's fantastic, I love it, hurrah!

I know, but I just wanted to let her know, not draw attention to it...

I suspect a lot of statutory rape female -> male wasn't reported as rape.

According to the FBI it is, so I don't know why it's not included.