Damn, this take was scalding 🤔

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.

Yep. I am fully aware that nostalgia is the opiate of the masses and I say to that “bring that fucking  Will and Grace mind blur on.” The world is difficult to navigate right now, Karen and Jack are the Oxycomedy I want.

I’m on board. We’re having an old fashioned piano viewing party. Today sucks so I’m ok pretending it’s the early Aughts again.

I’m supposed to believe your dumb ass and your dumb ass friends would forget history if it wasn’t drawn on your money (or made a statue in your town for that matter)? I say prove it.

If you loathe the 0.01%, the too big to fail banks, wall street, and the rest of that circle and the wealth inequality and more that central banking backing up fractional reserve banking drives then you should be on Andrew Jackson’s side. 

Damn, I can’t believe Big Banking somehow got TRICKED into putting their arch-nemesis Andrew Jackson on the $20 all those decades ago.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Sure, and all the people calling in to report people speeding through the streets, ignoring stop signs, jaywalking, smoking within 25 feet of a building entrance, etc. are extremely helpful during this natural disaster.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!