The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity. Lakewood will be a value to the community in the aftermath of this storm in helping our fellow citizens rebuild their lives.”

“God’s got this.”

Except they ain’t visiting Houston, they’re visiting Corpus Christi.

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Dressed for tragedy! Fuck-me pumps and Chinese gimme caps.

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

Per the late and unlamented Steve Bannon, the real goal of this transgender ban is strictly political; he wants to use this as a wedge issue to force Democrats to take on the (in his view) politically toxic defense of transgender soldiers’ right to serve.

Considering how much generals hate being called “my generals” I wouldn’t doubt it.

After consultation with my Generals and military experts

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

So at Twitter, joking about fucking Tony the Tiger is bad, but neo-Nazis and trump spouting hateful shit are A-OK.

Boivin says, “America has this back-ass-wards Calvinist streak where calling for the expulsion and genocide of non-white races is just a difference of opinion. But making a sex joke at a corporate mascot who paid money to advertise to you is cause for censure.”

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...