EaglesExMachina
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EaglesExMachina

If anything, boys are less psychologically equipped to deal with sexual assaults by teachers/older women than girls.

I wouldn’t change it because it served its purpose and it was based on a storyline from my own childhood. If I was writing the show today I probably would not have it in the story.

I’m all for another Indiana Jones movies, but I don’t think Harrison Ford should play him. Why is James Bond the only franchise that gets this? You can change the actor and keep the character. Just tell another story. Not everything needs to link to everything else. Invent some bullshit artifact, give it some

well, i don’t know about that — i’m not an online critic yet i love this show. i think it’s actually getting better than unbreakable kimmy schmidt. i’d miss it if it was cancelled.

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely

I have always considered myself a big Tina Fey fan, I read Bossypants and everything.

And it seems like a lot of the reboots were caused when Eleanor figured out the ruse extremely quickly.

I mean...would they age in the afterlife?  That doesn’t make much sense.

Her first acting job and she capably imitates an American accent. How absurdly amazing.

Another thing to consider: we don’t actually know anything about the system being used at this point. All that stuff about points was made up by Michael as part of the ruse. When he comes clean about his balloon-scheme, he admits that he really hasn’t a clue how the actual good place works either. Maybe the humans

I don’t have any problems with Dax Shepard, but setting an episode in the actual Bad Place and not bringing back Adam Scott’s bro-demon character merits at least a downgrade to an A- at best.

With the significant exception of “Go away! ‘Batin’!”

I can’t believe I’m rooting for a team this weekend to go to the Super Bowl because a dead character loves his quarterback. Go Bortles

Well, I am now

My current prediction for the season end is that eventually, Team Humans (plus Michael and Janet) will successfully make their argument that the “perfect” system that has been used for millenia is bullshirt. Eleanor has been saying since the beginning, specifically in reference to The Medium Place, but I think they

Sketchy as hell. Meanwhile he’s asking us how come we believe one Farrow sibling and not the other. Ok, so why should we believe you and not your sister?

I think you see your argument as one of healthy skepticism, arguing that people here are more beholden to preconceptions and instant reactions than they should be, akin to birthers on other sites.

But I could very, VERY easily argue that yours is an argument of not skepticism, but invalid equalization of evidence, akin

Nice try.

Any parent who continues a relationship with the person who molested one of their children should have all of their children removed from their care. How horrific. That man is most likely touching her other children, as well as whatever kids he can get his hands on. Molesters don’t just do it once, to one child. This

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