No one healthy eats like this. Period. This shit that is peddled in gossip mags and IG pages is not an actual diet for health. It’s a diet for starvation. I work out a LOT regularly and I’m in good shape. I eat real meals. I know women who have phenomenal looking bodies too. NONE of them eat like this. At all.

It’s so rich that she complains about the “fixation on private lives of singers” when she MILKS THAT SHIT FOR $$$$$$$$. Give me a fucking break. I mean, I don’t think famous people should be harassed, but like, if most of your musical oeuvre is based on your interactions with famous people, the public is going to…

The ‘12 almonds’ killed me.

Meal descriptions like this just make me cradle my large belly with happiness. I cannot imagine a world where I’m fulfilled, spiritually or calorically, by “one cup of tomatoes with 12 almonds.”

It’s petty and it may backfire. Because it reminded me of the stunt Taylor pulled on Kanye last year which was worse than petty, it was nasty. Taylor was gone for long enough that I had sorta forgotten about it, but this just reinforces the idea that she is, as Bobby mentioned, a snake emoji. Not a good look for her…

This is a genuinely beautiful move by Swifty. Katy’s been running her mouth about her non-stop, trying to use the feud to drum up interest in this era (which thus far let’s be honest has been a flop), and now all she’s done is give Taylor a load of free promotion (not to mention money) with TS6 right around the corner…

With all the actual issues Americans are facing, I’m finding petty pop star drama a nice palette cleanser. Passive aggressive moves ALL DAY TAY

this is so petty of swiz. love her tunes but damn let this shit die. katy perry peaked 3 years ago. shes almost done where as taylor will never go away. no need for her to intervene in perry’s natural demise.

Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

No. I do not co-sign.

Well this is taking places in Texas and I know several women who will be attending these screenings and they all have concealed carry licenses so...

My favorite bit is from the end:

I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual. Please remedy your account’s security right away, lest this person’s uninformed and sexist rantings give you a bad name. After all, we men have to look out for each other!

Tangent but opportunity to vent: In 2001 I was on a first date — a confident, successful, and very heavy woman with a smart, attractive man at my side — when the trailer for Shallow Hal appeared on the screen. A couple minutes of people almost gagging at the idea of a (heavy, sloppy) guy falling for a fat girl,…

To me, her only likeable manifestation has been Margot Tennenbaum.

Let’s put “very attractive” in finger quotes.

She’s the Ivanka Trump of Hollywood as far as I’m concerned: privileged and clueless.

and the kicker “I’m not saying I’m attractive. I mean when you’re considered attractive.”

Why is she so desperate to be seen as just a normal person? You aren’t a normal person. You spend $600 on a t-shirt; I buy my t-shirts for $2 at Forever 21.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”