I think all of that is correct. So Will Turner basically had to choose between leaving his father to be cursed forever, and leaving his wife behind. Then he had the choice made for him by Jack, because he would’ve gotten Option C (death) otherwise. And Jack was giving up a lifetime as an immortal pirate (which is…

+1. The original PotC trilogy is pretty much perfection, crazy as it is.

So...any woman who is 176 lbs is definitely unhealthy, huh? Like, without exception. Interesting.

I always think the third Pirates movie doesn’t get the love it deserves because people still think of the series as the Jack Sparrow show, and that movie’s strengths entirely lie on Will and Elizabeth, who are pretty great and tragic in it.

My biggest gripe about Pirates 2 & 3 is the Jones’s monster. They make a big deal of the Kraken and then kill it off screen. It’s a Kraken!! We should’ve had a truly epic battle with it.

I’m still waiting for Keira Knightley as Captain Swann to reclaim her pirate throne.

I haven’t seen this, but I’m suddenly interested. I’m good with Pirates of the Caribbean continuing ad infinitum — since there are literally zero other pirate, muchless magical pirate movies — but I’d really like for the character of Jack Sparrow to have been relegated to the first two or maybe three movies. Five…

-The captain can set foot on land only once every ten years, but his crew can do what they like.

Plus Elizabeth really comes into her own in Pirates 3, which is immensely rewarding considering her fainting had been a plot point at one time.

I wanted to immediately reply “not everyone can lose weight that easily so that’s not a particularly helpful answer”, but that obvious point aside, clearly establishing situations like “This medication may not work for you if you are over a certain weight” may help encourage people to be aware of their weight and the…

It’s been a long time so I’m having a hard time remembering. I thought way back in At World’s End the Flying Dutchman Captain job was a 10 year tour, to end if your significant other was there to meet you? And that Davey Jones stayed on out of bitterness because sea goddess wasn’t faithful, leading to his bitter and…

Obligatory Pirates 3 is a really good piece of storytelling with characters that feel 3 dimensional and human (despite often not being human themselves) who each have their own individual motives which play off eachother nicely giving us a great piece of “I wonder who’s gonna do what” storytelling comment.

some people don’t even remember there was a fourth film in 2011, On Stranger Tides, even though it grossed a billion dollars worldwide

If the data and studies only establishes that the drug works or is safe for women of a certain weight, that’s the only label it can carry.

Because anyone who doesn’t worship Taylor Swift must be a Katy superfan. Yep, that checks out.

Frank needs his bang maid.

“It’s about backing dancers.

Well that’s incredibly stupid. Comparing doing community service to pay a fine they can’t afford, to slavery is intellectually dishonest, ignorant and a false comparison.

This should be a pretty easy problem to fix. You’re poor and can’t afford to pay your traffic ticket? Here’s X amount of hours of community service you have to do to get it cleared. I’m not that smart, so I can’t be the only person who’s ever thought of this. Why hasn’t this been implemented country wide?

Where in this article did you get the idea that people were eating them, or even eating what they catch? This is Mexico, not sub-Saharan Africa.