This is a $500 car. I noticed the desiccant on the interior, which likely means in the course of putting out the fire, water was involved. Along with your fire damage, you also get water damage. Fire, water, burn — this is a Bloodhound Gang song that you purchase.

This has been mentioned before...Acura execs getting jealous that their individual cars “Legend” and “Integra” had better name recognition than “Acura” as a brand, so they renamed them the “RL” and “RSX” and then slowly killed whatever public goodwill they had. Their fix? To make their lineup more and more bland yet…

I voted NP, but I want to take it back since for the same price I could/would probably just find a nice boxster S of similar vintage, and with some luck, also with an upgraded ims bearing.  

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

I laughed, I cried, I felt nauseous from the vomit. Can we get this man a job on Jalopnik?

I can’t give you the recognition this post deserves so a star will have to do. Incredible.

At "Apache Junction’s HOA" I knew this was going to be a great work of literature.

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

Nearly 300,000 miles on a BMW of this era, with all wheel drive?

TOO MUCH: mileage, scars, roof crap (I’d sell that Thule unit), seller attitude

A person hospitalized for COVID-19 could be in the ICU for weeks. Then they could be in a rehab facility for weeks. That is hugely expensive.

This is the right take. Flip it in a week and never even put the title in your name. Only things I would do different is get him down to $1000-1250, and then replace the injector in his driveway right in front of him just as a fuck you for letting the car get like that

Fucking *brutal*. I like it.

All the best designs are from the 1980s. We should reïntroduce these graphs. Here’s a mockup of a depreciation graph for a Chevrolet:

I sold over Facebook Marketplace, which limited me to the first two points of my list and made me originally list for some high amount, like 4k. But every person that messaged me got the full story.

As for the price, I lowered it by the most I could lower it every four hours or so, until I hit $945 and sold it for…

I love the way you describe this. It sounds very healthy. Your old lifestyle was not, illegally so. Congratulations. Balance, reason, joy. Good luck.

The writing on the windshield said 2000 5 speed 4x4. Looked stock, but it’s not there anymore.

Have you checked the mileage on a Toyota Sequoia?