Exactly this. I had an 03 996 TT that I loved but got rid of after 7 years because it was the right thing to do at the time b/c of other life situations at the time. And when I get another porsche in a few years, I am absolutely getting a used boxster to just have as much fun as I can with and not give a crap who…

Every single time...

Right? WTF.

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

Chaotic neutral energy. 

Nope.

alright but I don’t wanna break your hip

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Every GM Jalopnik article ever

They just need a to create a separate event called “Curbs and Mustangs”.

I disagree.

Hot take incoming: This 4.0 doesn’t sound all that great. Granted I’ve only heard it on videos and not in person, so that opinion is subject to change, but every review I’ve seen hasn’t left me impressed. It makes a decent sound under throttle, but on overrun just make a nasty whining thrashing sound, almost like they…

Using this as an excuse to post a pic of my favorite mule ever don’t mind me. It's a Jaguar XJ220 powertrain mule.

I’m just going to vote “present” and see how this plays out

And an STi is just a vape blowing weed smoking HOONIGAN wearing latte drinking douche bag with a 2-step and super annoying BOV.

Comparing this to a Mustank is blasphemy. This thing is pure sex on wheels, the Ford is a pot-bellied redneck drinking busch lite watching his nascar and Jerry Springer.

That’s the best place to park a car, according to meth.

I wouldnt be shocked to find out that airlines have little interest on flight delays when they dont require cancellation refunds or credits.  I have no evidence or stories to support it, but if you told me the companies that run the terminals (who in turn get a percentage of sales) kick back to the big airlines it…

1. Buy Subaru with no money down, 72-month, $1000/month loan