Do stupid things, win stupid prizes.

I have no remorse for this criminal that assaulted a woman, almost ran over a good Samaritan while committing an illegal act. Fuck him and honestly, fuck you for trying to defend him.

Check this one out. It even has cool provenance!

$30,000 USD?

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Wait. Did Nissan actually suggest using cruise control in a construction zone? Sure in a few years it will likely drive better than a human but construction zones are dynamic and a bit too much for anything they have going on right now.  

Let’s not call groups full of dipshits like these guys “car clubs.” Car clubs are for people who have meets in parking lots without using their cars in dangerous manners. They are clubs for people who want to meet and talk with other people about cars. They hold auto x events and track day meetups. They admire and…

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

“You want a three-quarters shot with the entire car in it? Commission Rembrandt, you jamoke. Buy it or keep movin’, bud.”

Fantastic. Also: “I am not taking anymore pictures”. There are FIVE – count them FIVE – FUCKING PICTURES on the ad. FIVE. HOW MANY FUCKING PHOTOS AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE? LISTEN – HEAR ME??? YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE TO LOOK AT MY FAMILY COVERED MURAL-MOBILE BECAUSE I AM NOT TAKING ANY MORE GODDAMN PICTURES!! WHAT AM…

Asked if he’d repaint it for that... And now we wait.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

YEAH, BOOOOO TOURS OF TWO CARS. BOOOO.

Including a built in touch screen in a vehicle that is supposed to serve for decades is stupid. Look at how useless a touch screen from 15 years ago is, and then double that to imagine how useless a current touch screen will look in 30 years. It would be dramatically easier for the Postal Service to keep a device in…

I think the USPS should either be looking at electric or hybrid vehicles using a sub 1 liter ICE to charge. If they could get one vehicle that has both options, one a bigger battery and another that is small ICE hybrid for longer routes it would be the best option. They could not only reduce costs for fuel but wear…

NP. $4k in that condition is a no brainer.

I wasn’t a fan of his character because the stereotype wasn’t expressed in a new or creative way. There’s a lot of dumb, stereotypical redneck jokes that are old and busted. There’s also Jeff Foxworthy level clever which now defines the genre. His American stereotype didn’t really give me anything I didn’t expect so…

I have but only one star to give

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I cannot tell you how close I came to buying one of these wallet guzzlers.