A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

I also think it’s really fucked up that Chip keeps saying Sam Bradford is prone to injunry.

So. How much are teaching assistants making at Ohio State these days?

"A, A, A, A, A ... X — fuck, NO, I MEANT A."

Vincent Kompany playing FIFA 15

"What must Jameis prove?"

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

If that's not a foul, subtract 170,000 points from Kobe Bryant's career stats.

If you want Winston to come, I think you're supposed ask him not to come.

"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

The most.

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

You must be mistaken. The only thing a Stanford man habitually beats is Cal.

...but what about this? http://jalopnik.com/here-s-why-the…

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

Duke's stance on allegations of sexual assault have always been pretty lax, bro.

Well, shit. Now my faith is all sorts of fucked up. I mean, if you can't count on a coach who is an integral part of the massive machinery of the NCAA to do the right thing, who the fuck CAN you count on?!