Even better is when kids come home from school with a bambi look in their eyes about flushing the toilet ... then ask for hamburgers for dinner. Look up the water use difference in those two things. Of course, if a school teacher was caught mentioning the water use of cattle, they would be instantly crucified at the…

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

I also think it’s really fucked up that Chip keeps saying Sam Bradford is prone to injunry.

So. How much are teaching assistants making at Ohio State these days?

"A, A, A, A, A ... X — fuck, NO, I MEANT A."

Vincent Kompany playing FIFA 15

"What must Jameis prove?"

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

If that's not a foul, subtract 170,000 points from Kobe Bryant's career stats.

If you want Winston to come, I think you're supposed ask him not to come.

"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

The most.

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

You must be mistaken. The only thing a Stanford man habitually beats is Cal.

...but what about this? http://jalopnik.com/here-s-why-the…

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

Duke's stance on allegations of sexual assault have always been pretty lax, bro.