"Coaches having to suffer through the embarrassment of wearing a knockoff watch puts going to bed hungry in perspective, doesn't it?" - Mark Emmert

Anyone go TL?

With that prepubescent mustache, he truly looks like a kid in King Arthur's Court.

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

Queers: 1

Wasn't this the first year that ZERO players from UT got drafted?

"And do you think I want it to be national news that I wear those hideous socks? Do you think I'm looking for attention by wearing them? You see, WE all think I will soon be found out as a talentless hack and a cry-baby, and I want to make a few bucks out of this while I still can. Available from Adidas!"

In an effort to boost public opinion, Dan Snyder is producing a series of Redskins promotional videos starring Frank Stallone, Don Swayze and Brett Harrelson.

Meanwhile, the Eli Manning Up method of birth control consists of just dramatically missing your intended target.

I have a few already but I don't journal and know myself well enough to admit that it is not something I'll start doing. I have one I love from J Crew and have anxiety about not knowing what to do with it.

Rare to see a Cardinal put their foot down. Usually they look the other way.

Shut up, Jameis.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

"Does this Shawn Andrews story make me kind of a dick? Yes or no?"