Wine.

Eh. Still better than getting a Chick Tract.

On a business trip, I stayed at an uberfancy hotel that had an infinity bathtub set into the floor. It was so amazing. Here I am, 26, saddled with student-loan debt, poor and alone in a strange country, eating room-service pizza out of an infinity bathtub.

I will! OMG Granny's annoyance with Magrat's modern spin of witchcraft killlllssss meh! And this scene? DYING!

Just wanted you to know I'm on my second book and LOVE them!! Started with Equal Rites and am now reading Wyrd Sisters... Granny Weatherwax is a GOD!!!

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

Solid 11-12", probably a good 4" diameter. We were at my apartment and when I pulled it out my first reaction was HOLY HELL, but I (thankfully) only said it in my head and I didn't want to stare or anything because Ladylike. We kept fooling around and when the time came for his P! to go in my V, I retrieved a condom…

I just wish my damn dog would quit posting them*

I just got one and it has BAT WINGS ON IT

I went to the Snyders of Hanover potato chip factory in elementary school. They took us into the secret tasting lab and we got to try the new tester flavors — including the yet-to-be-released salt and vinegar (I am an Old). It was the greatest single day of my life.

When my daughter was in kindergarten or 1st grade we went to SF pride with her best friend and the friend's mom. We passed a naked guy whose junk was pierced to kingdom come, complete with chains around his waist. The girls totally lost their shit — LAUGHING. For about a year afterwards one of them would turn to the…

I work at a Parrot Rescue and it's like this, but with 27 of them all talking and laughing at once. In English, talking. When I put our big Macaws to bed, and say "Goodnight babies"..three or four of them call back;"nite-nite", "Night..love you", "Goodnight". Sometimes when one has a noisy outburst another will…

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.

Thank you! And oooo would love to see your Ursula costume, how did you pull that off with all dem tentacles? lol

My perfect man criteria

I'll just leave this right here...

When my ex cheated on me, I was forced to face it on a daily basis because we still had the same group of friends. We all worked together at sister companies and we'd both moved there from different states so we didn't know anyone else...and plus we both loved our friends and neither of us was willing to give them up.…

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