I'm an unapologetic napper. I take a 20-30 min nap most afternoons at work - shut the office door, put my feet up on a spare chair, and doze. For me, it makes the difference between getting basically nothing done between the hours of 2:00 - 5:30, and actually remaining functioning for the end of the day. GO NAPS!

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

Since people have been using olive oil safely on their skin for a few thousand years now, you'll forgive me if I say: cite your sources, or GTFO.

Glad to see others have got the sugar and oil thing covered. I use regular white sugar and a splash of coconut oil once a week, then dab rosehip oil over my face once I'm out of the shower.

I have done 100 kegels a day since I wss 16 (and now that I'm 32, they have added up). For me, the best compliment is when my fiancee is physically unable to say anything at all.

Discworld references are the best references.

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.

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Y'all

Signs of aging in people my age freak me out.

"I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. Hard jobs that help build the world, thinking jobs that help build a culture, they’ve all been done by men in my bloodline. My ceiling for accomplishment is…

Don't worry..

I'm so glad you're giggling! I was so ready to log on and read a half dozen posts saying, "You got fast food chicken for your family?! You're HITLER!" hahaha :)

I felt sorry for her ... this poor teenage girl working the window who looked ashamed that she was handing me a BUCKET of soda. It's like ... "What will…

You might even say they parked right into the "danger zone".

Fetid jizz canyons did it for me. I just can't stop saying it...

middle school literature, how I miss thee!

I heard she wasn't going to file a lawsuit at all until a Concerned White Lady lawyer played by Jessica Chastain came in and solved *ALL* the problems for her.

"She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first" (quick, ladies, file this away as a good meet-cute tip). Mei Xiang is in charge of her sexuality. But poor bewildered Tian Tian doesn't know what to do with himself."

Welp, there goes my dream of becoming a pampered Italian mistress.

Reminds me of this pic. I want all of these people to babysit for me.