SQUIIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLL!!!!

Make that a single treadle and I will sell off my Lendrum to buy it!

Some genes are only active in some cells, or during certain stages of development. So genes that help cell growth and division during early development of a fetus would not be required later in life. However, if those genes get activated (by a mutation or other event), they can trigger uncontrolled cell growth,…

I, for one, welcome my new Loki overlord.

Even if this were true, would anyone blame him? *I* would have an affair with Beyonce, given the chance!

DAMN YOU! Beat me to it.

I came to the comments looking for this. Thank you! I have so much love for Shel Silverstein!

This was both insanely funny and extremely depressing. Loved it, literally crying and laughing at work now.

When I read that sentence, it made my week. MY MONTH! Perhaps my whole year. There will never be a more perfect sentence. FIBRONACCI SEQUINS!!!! I can't even...

There was no good way to do that in my case - the skirt of my dress was layers and layers of organza (so pretty! loved that dress!) that was very slippery and hard to grab and pull up all the layers. It ended up just being easier to have her unzip me, get out of the dress, do my business, and then get back in the…

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Hot Mess Wedgie Factory"

It's insanely difficult to pee in a wedding dress. I had to basically take mine off to pee, and have my maid of honor help me.

I came to the comments just for this. Thank you.

Orlando Jones 4eva! Seriously, his interactions with the Sleepy Hollow fandom has been amazing and hilarious. A+++ would ship again.

I almost changed "socks" to "underwear" because HE DOES THAT, TOO. But I thought that might be too embarrassing to put that on the internet.

Ha! I'm sending this to my husband.

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.

AAAAAUUUUGH! I'm in Atlanta! I wonder if any of my friends have a clown phobia...

Once you finish those, you can read the Tiffany Aching books - starting with the Wee Free Men - they're Pratchett's "young adult" books, but also take place on Discworld and Granny Weatherwax makes some appearances.

EEEEEE! YAY!!!