Herbs are dangerous because they lack data, dosages cannot be controlled, quality is uncertain, interbatch variability in active ingredients can varies by powers of ten, etc, etc.

The dad from Growning Pains son faux fucked the Achey Breaky Heart guy's daughter.

To be fair, Jaden always looks concerned

Thanks! Right now, she's sleeping on the floor in the living room. Right next to her bed. Dog, the bed is 2 feet to your left! Gah!

Having seen your interpretation.... I kinda want that to be the actual movie. Just two hours of that.

MY BOY ROBIN'S WICKET SMAHT.

A referee supervised the fights as concessionaires sold beer and food

aghhhhhhhh!!!

Word of caution about black fondant.

This is so sad because the original butt plug concept was so gorgeous.

Hahaha, I read the whole article going, "What in the holy fuck is it for, though?!?" then got to the shaving mention and, "Ooooohhhhhhhh!"

Maybe everyone's experience isn't exactly like yours.

Someone needs to read some Mercer Mayer.

GUYS JUST FYI DO NOT BUY CONDOMS AT THRIFTSHOPS

So want do you get if they bone? Free boobs?

...displaying the number 31.

The Republicans can move their primary debates to an unbiased network like Nickelodeon and when a candidate attacks a moderator instead of answering their question they get slimed.

"...her period, which is a type of bitch infection that women get in their underpants."

Correction: There WAS only 1 available.