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But is this set before or after that time when Don Jo(h)n broke up Hero and Claudio?

I don't get it. How is this a wedding? Where is the chalkboard signage? Where are the headless shots of the bride and groom holding hands in front of a weathered barn door? Where are the hay bales for sitting? Where are the mason jars full of homemade cider? Where are the jumping bridesmaids? Why isn't anyone wearing

"And that's why I think it would be better if we just remained friends."

When the girls' basketball coach found out the two were dating, she kicked Kate off the team

"Leaf Ramtruck"

Should have listened to the Australians

It's so bad. Did you see the shower sex scene in the Mindy Project last week? SO TRUE.

Castiel will also be watching the situation closely.

I'm game. My life dream is open a little furniture store where I sell my own refurbished furniture AND to operate a small comedy/humor website on the side. But the website won't be some shitty SEO-whoring "CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT TAYLOR SWIFT SAID ABOUT THIS FAMOUS STAR" or "TOP TEN CELEBS WHO ALSO SAID THINGS

Has anyone read Rob Bricken's Worst Episode Ever of Jem and the Holograms over on io9? If not, I heartily recommend it. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

If we always did the "reasonable" thing instead of silently getting mad and later writing a column about it, the internet would be a very boring place.

That would have made my sucky experience in Arizona SO much better!! Ha. I'm gonna casually talk about my time - time - traveling in Arizona from now on.

I'll have you know I appreciate a cute ass when I see it.

OMG! The Rescuers! Imagine them at a little prom for mice. With little plates of cheese and little glasses of punch. Ahhh!

As we speak, Zooey Deschanel is adding this to her sexytimes itunes playlist.

ENJOY YOUR TRIP DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. WELCOME TO THE CULT. WE HAVE JACKETS.

This is my exact problem. I feel like there is no hope for my boobs and a nice-looking bra. I have been fitted (not at a specialty store) and they told me the exact bra size I was already buying, but they only sort of work. I always go with a larger bra because I hate having spillover on my left boob. I have to think

In that case I'm naming my child Mint.

I love pairing a black boxer with a complementary white shoe.