Trying to keep us down!!
I totally read that as "Researchers at Australia's University of NSFW," so I was like, WELL PLAYED, AUSTRALIA. But then I realized I read it incorrectly.
The sprawling datasphere we call the Internet has lots of trapdoors, backdoors, sidedoors, and peepholes that open into icky places most of us would rather not visit.
"Hello? Wellesley? This is George Aulenbacher. I'm calling to tell you that Katelyn Campbell, whom you have already admitted, is an outspoken firebrand who brought national attention to a public school rally emphasizing the importance of female sexual purity. Huh? Yes, I'll hold. Okay. Repeat what I just said? Well…
How I met my best friends boyfriend:
I took an epic dump. they were on the phone. I leave the bathroom, thinking I'm alone with bestie, and declare loud and proud :You ever take a shit so big you look back and are like "I guess a dick that big *could* fit up there...".