Totally.

I had just started eating a banana as I clicked on this article. Trufax.

WOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE RAT EATING THE WITTLE BURGER WITH HER WITTLE HANDS!!! EEEEE!!!!

Cloves and ginger and coffee and tampons! and now I have images of Starbucks selling Pumpkin Latte Tampons every fall.

I think my friends in high school and college were mostly proximity friends. The core of my college friends were people who lived on my floor in the freshmen dorm - it was just that basic. Sure, you add and subtract a few over the course of college, based on who's dating who, who's not speaking to who (whom?), but…

Is there a way to lump "morning workout" people in somewhere? Because if you corner me for 20 minutes EVERY DAMNED MORNING to tell me about the awesome workout/miles you did at spin class/couch to 5k training you did while all normal people were still properly asleep, I WILL CUT YOU. ALSO STOP BEING SO PERKY.

How was it even still in her colon during the colonoscopy??? As anyone who has EVER had one knows, by the time you go in for the procedure, your bowels are squeaky clean, from the tacos you ate last week to the gum you accidentally swallowed when you were 7. There is no way that diamond was still in there - I'll bet…

They told me I could become anything, so I became a vase.

So you CAN write this kind of comment...but SHOULD you?

Ahhhh!!!! Now I have to watch Romeo + Juliet again. And again and again.

Thought you'd enjoy that. ;)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/70317

Laura, I feel like you probably looked just like your picture the whole time while writing this. NOT ENOUGH WINE IN THE WORLD.

Get in line!

"Joan Rivers's face doesn't exist in a vacuum."

This is Misha Collins who plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural. HE'S MY FAVORITE!

My vote.

"And if your roommate is wearing a peplum, don’t wear a peplum! We always have too much peplum."

UNIMPRESSED

This is why I do a hybrid of writing and printing, where most everything is cursive except for some capital letters which I feel are STUPID. For them I either switch to a printed letter, or in the case of capital G, I make a larger, more flow-y, lower case G. No one has ever been confused by my writing, and I keep…