NOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!

I duct tape mousetraps to my thighs and vagina whenever I leave the house. As a result I've never been groped! The cheese starts to smell after a hour or so, though.

I LOLed. Excellent.

Tennant wasn't big in the Harry Potter movies. He had, maybe, 5 minutes of screen time? Most of that just being led away screaming.

My mother loves Atlas Shrugged. She's a lifelong Democrat, former literature major, and current librarian, and when I told her that it was the banner book for the Tea party movement, she was horrified. "But...it's fiction! And about train magnates!" At least I convinced her to NOT buy a Who is John Galt? tshirt. …