Stop getting upset over pizza. Goddamn.

Local doesn't always mean better.

You just implied that the further you deviate, the less intelligent and well-written it is.

All of the nations are there, at least.

i winced a bit

Be careful what you wish for.

Laser mice are old now. We should be beyond that by now.

Aww man. You're relapsing.

That's one example out of several others I could've used.

See, you're doing better already. Keep looking at the positive.

It hasn't been that long at all since their last game. In fact, DOTA 2 was released just last year.

I can see that you still haven't learned to chill out though.

Just watch the video and go about your day, man.

As an artist, I'm gonna have to call you out on that one.

My parents did neither of those things and I never raped anyone.

Lots of barren landscapes, deadfalls, swamps, huge fungus problems, alien/mutated animals, and fugly Dark Elves.

Hey there, sweet cheeks.

Chinese bacon (腊肉 or "la rou") is different from Western-style bacon. As website SeriousEats points out, Chinese bacon is made from pork belly and air-cured. Probably not usually on an apartment balcony.

That's not Dead Hand.