"Vaginas don't need lube."

Try again.

Reading is fun!

They did not bump this up to a New 3DS title. It can take advantage of the C stick if played on a New 3DS, but it will still play on a traditional 3DS.

"Note that the Majora's Mask remake doesn't require the new, more powerful 3DS. It will run on existing models. But what I saw yesterday was running on the New 3DS XL."

TES VI will come out first.

If quit that early, you missed where it amps the meta to 1000 and gets WEIRD.

You might have missed the best parts.

God I love seeing your name come up.

So Gen 3- Mudkip meme.

Demonizing fat people doesn't help. He's a bad fucking person, size has nothing to do with it.

This is seriously the best method of indicating sarcasm I've seen for general comments that allow linking.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I will totally copy this some day.

There are events?!? And a timeline?!?

Of course Wrecking Ball isn't about Liam, that would imply that she had something to do with it being written.

It's pretty silly to let stuff like a game's plot get in the way of having fun as a couple.

That is a dumb name. I always figured a female link would just be link. Every title has a different reincarnation of the hero of time (or just hero in general), there is no rule that says it has to be a male hero. Was disappointed when they confirmed the latest Zelda title would NOT be a female link.

i...live tens of thousands of miles from the bay area

You're entitled to your opinion, but you have to admit that they're easily identifiable. You may not like it, but it's usually a good thing if you can distinguish a band immediately on the radio.

My favorite description of him is when Erin called him "a tribal arm band tattoo that willed itself into becoming a full-fledged human man." But yours is easily #2.