You keep comparing this to simulators. It's not a simulator. ffs.

*consoles you*

"Woah, what's a hyperbole? I never heard of that thing before."

I've never seen someone type so many words to make such a small amount of sense.

While we're at it, let's stop using the word "dumb," since mutism is a real thing and using it in a derogatory sense only serves to undermine those afflicted with it. But that's not all, cripples have feelings too! Let's stop using the word "lame." Hey, you know what. The mythical invasion of the Trojans via a giant…

Are you going to complain about people using the term grammar nazi as well? People really need to stop taking things so literally. Nothing bothers me more.

Yeah, and, uhh, some people like sticking pins in their peeholes. What difference does it make?

There are ways to add difficulty to a game without resorting to the dreaded "artificial difficulty." Survival horror with QWOP elements can only be frustrating. Controls should never be difficult. What you do with those controls should.

This. Fucking this. I know it's an Arma mod, but the Standalone release shouldn't have to suffer from Arma's "real-life-military-sim" controls. And if it does, well, now he's just being cheeky.

Too bad it starts to DIE two episodes later. I fucking LOVED this show up until I realized -get this guys, get a fucking load of this - absolutely nothing happened. It took the next 10+ episodes to show us what could've just as easily happened in 3.

You really don't know a whole lot about computers or emulating, do you?

PC exclusives are far from rare. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Maybe AAA titles, I suppose. And even then....

Typical neckbeard stubble and a fedora is about as trademarked of a look as morbid obesity is to fast food.

[obligatory "Because everyone knows PC is better" comment]

Completely irrelevant to my point.

Everyone knows Red is a superior trainer. You don't need to go around spouting it like you just saw the image macro last night and everyone is out of the loop. It's gonna be 2014 soon. It's time to move on to new territory.

It isn't fucking real. Step off the high horse, dammit.

Oh....kay? That's not the point, really. I could replace Goldeneye with, I don't know....Fez, or Super Meat Boy, and say that platformers are too many and everyone needs to stop.

Ever play Super MNC?

"Goldeneye 007!? Did we really need yet another DOOM clone?"