My ‘fancy’ friend once asked the waiter at Olive Garden if the lemonade was freshly squeezed. He assured him that it was definitely not and that it was made from powder.

I see Fancy Kristen likes California wine and spirits.

I’ve noticed that Toyota overdamps its vehicles, making for a bouncy and uncomfortable ride.

The good people of New Zealand agree with Tom’s pick. There are a lot of Kiwis that tour their country in a van or wagon. The most common vehicle I saw was the Previa. They outfit the trunk area with a stove somehow and cook out by the roadside.

My aunt had a champagne Legend and I thought it was a great color on it.

Her first car must have been a Miata. Miata drivers love to pull so far forward in parking spots that they cross the front line.

what did she get after the 2nd Encore?

Even his supporters, many of whom are >239 lb, will realize how bullshit of a lie that is. I’d guess he’s closer to 280.

I’m hoping that the Ford Edge ST is the start of a trend of sportier handling CUV/SUVs with good power, which will make people realize that they miss the good ol’ days of a sporty handling car but want the space of a SUV. And this will usher in the era of Americans loving Sport Wagons and Hatchbacks!

How do AVs currently handle things like potholes and debris in the road? I can see it being fairly easy to maneuver around potholes but debris comes in many shapes, sizes, and danger levels. It would need to avoid a block of wood in the road but a plastic bag floating around could be run over.

Fuck this guy. I hope he goes to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a long time. Fuck him for making a ton of money off of Google in multiple fraudulent ways (creating companies that Google would buy stuff from; stealing and re-selling their designs) and fuck him for thinking he could get away with it. As for…

That is all true but the simple logic here is that there is a 87% chance that the White House’s statement is a lie. They’re all just liars and we all knew this report would say he’s got very, very great health. The best health I’ve ever seen in a human specimen.

The cup thing is honestly silly and unnecessary. Make a little ‘Clean’ sign and tape it to the dishwasher when you run it. Remove it when you unload it. Now the tougher part - how to teach your wife not to load plates facing outwards. It boggles my mind how many people don’t know how to orient dishes.

Given his affection for Mopar, I’d suggest a Dodge Magnum wagon with a Chrysler 300C facelift (aka 300C Touring in Europe).

I’ve only been to NYC in the summer and the subway stations were humid saunas of disgustingness. But in the winter, are they cozy warm or frigid?

Do big rigs in snow country use snow tires instead of those grooved but not very grippy re-treads? From all the videos I see of rigs stuck in the snow, I’m assuming the answer is no.

What if a Hyundai Veloster and a Ford Raptor crashed into each other? Its fused-together offspring would be a VelosterRaptor! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Paying cash for everything comes at great opportunity cost. You can still leverage your available cash in a reasonable manner and profit from it. If you can borrow money at 2-3% for a car and take that remaining balance and invest it in the market and make 5-10%, your incremental returns will be positive, instead of…

Instead of checking the price daily, you can set up a price notification on Google Flights, Hopper app, Kayak, or another travel portal.

I make sure to use those annoying prepaid cards to buy stuff I’m highly unlikely to return - mainly groceries and restaurants.