Hate boners it is!!

I was gonna reply to you, but your user name’s giving me nightmares.

Those attack people at cars and coffee?

If you’d said “Pry my Cars and Coffee Mustang from my cold dead hands”...More fitting, I’d say.

Kudos, commenter!!

Come on: spill the beans. What is it, what’s wrong with it, and what do you wanna do to it? :D

Now I understand where all the cool and weird anime cars came from!

Honestly, I don’t understand why this isn’t a thing yet.

Duh. Brighten up by making silly faces at them.

With DeVos in charge of education...that may well become reality.

Baku?

You are correct. I ...uhhh...verified it...for a friend-san....

Wouldn’t it take less time to check what was right with it? :D

Use a drone.

Palm of Napalm? Sounds painful!

Well, when a momma and daddy love each other very much....

In that case, I take absolutely (also, Absolut) all credit for it.

It’s from a place called cracked. I mean, you get what you internet for.

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So, I recently read this over on Cracked, hence I’m not taking credit for the idea: