Say “velour” again.

150? That’s generous.

Jeremy Clarkson?

Needs moar stars!!

Sorry to tell you, but you’ve failed your homework. Never!!! Never read the comments!!! :D

No bother. I just couldn’t figure out what specifically I’d been going on about. I’m getting old. :D

No. It’s this place or nowhere else. To any people not used to sarcasm, this was an example of sarcasm.

I gathered as much. I was wondering specifically. It’s been ages since this convo took place.

Also, sorry, but which comment are you replying to? My kinjafu is weak.

Piensas que mucha gente de Japon viene aca pa’ leer este sitio?

Que?

You think about Harry Potter’s wand a lot?

I thought nailing cars was Matt’s job?

OK, but is it wrong of me to now want a Big Ben digital clock face blinking 12:00? I just want the image, not the sweeping societal changes that would have to occur for that to happen. :D

Learning from Audi? Can’t tell it apart from the 3er.

Yet your comment isn’t written in Comic Sans....

Marx Toys??

Also, these guys wanna get in and out. 80+ day journey. It might take another beast altogether to cycle. And, again, pedaling? To Mars? HIPPIE! :D

No one’s riding a bike to Mars! That’s silly! :D (Thanks for sharing). Also, since I’m not sure where this comment should go...Jalopnik’s more exciting today (all the cool cars!!) that it’s been in ages.

Except that the orbit isn’t constant. Relative to the planets’ positions, one go around could take a whole lot of time. Sure, the thing could hang in Earth orbit for upgrades to its OS, or something.