Alright, fine.

Wait. I’m supposed to wear my watch on my right wrist?! As a southpaw, I’m offended!

That is a great looking Audi. Well done, VW!

You took the words right out of my ...uhh...meme. :D

*Stinkin’ rich

I like your Realpolitik .

I’m all for that explanation...but does it have lungs???

That’s vague.

I’m not 100% sure you’re not a collection of data fooled into believing it’s you. Or me, for that matter. :D

The scenario seems to turn into a date with a terminal.

Language can never ever change, or “PC” wins.

Manson-Nixon?

As a dude, I can still dig it, right??

BMW 2 MPV?

I see Captain Slow as a better fit for that job.

Would that bump sales up or down?

Shit!

There you go, being a fact-spouting militant atheist.

See?

I could ask you the same. How do you decide who’s an atheist and who isn’t ?