I'm a little bit surprised that it doesn't have a conformal fuel tank. Aren't 29s supposed to suffer from (relatively) short range?

Dear Audi,

What if you replant two...or 50?

Creeped me out the first time I tried them on...

Having read all this, I need a drink!!

Funny how the media...blames other media...but never itself.

I know.

Totally off topic, but:

Can anybody explain what the deal with the Rallye monicker is? Where does that come from?

...Did he still have heels after that??

Didn't figure on a crumple zone.

Wouldn't you get pilot mush in a 50 g impact??

Joke's on you.

It does??

If you choose to define things that way...suuuuure. But that's your label.

You are confusing agnosticism with atheism. They're different things.

Yeah....science has never heard of null hypotheses or anything.

I figured they'd be at least platinum.

Because it weighs a billion lbs (conservative estimate)?

If I may channel some Carlin....that was a near-hit. They fully missed him. :D