Thank you!!!

Rallycrush the competition?

I hope you're not at Yale?!

Ah, yes. As indicated by the males large claws, big eyes and large prehensile mandibles?

"Evo"-"psych" isn't biology.

As a troll, you'd know a lot about that, right?

So, did cave women in new "intimidating" surroundings (college is intimidating to you? Scared of books, are you?) hide in their books?

Or, you know, not.

I'm all for giant robots which provide giant targets for antitank missiles launched from all manner of platforms. But can they have feet large enough not to create immense pressure wherever they attempt to step? I mean, no one's putting money in infrastructure, and I doubt that even a regular road can handle such…

The inconspicuous DDoS attack?
Genius!!!

Another fine piece by the Onion.

Someone sculpted that...with care...possibly love. Uhhhhh....

Someone sculpted that...with care...possibly love. Uhhhhh....

....must have been used as additional fuel tanks/ flotation devices.

The one in my rear view mirror with the flashing lights.

Damn.

Is it too late to nominate driving a tank everywhere?

Not really.

*does not apply to masochists.

What is that thing?