You're a bastard from a basket.

Here is a giant toolbox

giant....

tomatoes tho? why not something purty?

yeah...i don't get it

What?

you couldn't handle that on strong acid, man...

i am going to crowdfund a chinese meteorological school.............?!

i pulled up to court in this thing...

sometimes i speak to my money like a long lost love - but i speak in a Ben Affleck accent, and in mandarin chinese.

OIL?!...who said oil - Bitch you cookin'?

i took a picture of my money, and then zoomed in like 100x...figuratively speaking

my whip has a garage...so you might see me turn the intersection into inception

Kinda hot in these Rhinooooos...

i pulled up to my ex's house in this thing to collect my belongings wearing full rodeo clown regalia, and didn't utter a word to her - just packed it up and left...

you ever pull up to McDonalds in an "asparagus green" Lotus with your gut resting on the drive train and a steady, constant piss stream arching through the driver side window?

because the frame must remain fresh in my household. now where do i buy?

guys - i am looking for a 55" led with 240Hz for $1100 or less - anybody got any ideas?

i make my women go and eat alone at fancy restaurants, because i simply don't have time. sometimes, in the the name of efficiency - i make my wife take my girlfriend out to dinner at a nice eatery.

i just pre-ordered the entire set, and paid for it in straight cash, homie.