lets get down to brass tacks - can i flip people the bird on comment boards or not?

drove my viper to the airport to pick up Sam Jackson - but he wasn't having it

the coupe is murdered out...gettin' death valeted

installed a new walk in closet...invited michelle knight over - told her to make her self at home.

no lie...just got a handjob from a mime. told him to keep quiet about it...

you ever texted a eulogy? i did that...but it was iMessage - wasn't a dry eye in the joint, i'm sure

its a little awkward when my son calls her mom...and she's not much of a cook - but she doesn't run her damn mouth all day, and my golf buddies are aglow with an envious green.

have that bitch in Topeka, KS - that place GOES

i slipped these gloves on and did a drive-by on Flo's house

...gave these to my woman so i could get handies at high speeds

...only when i think about you.

usually general tso's chicken...you want to make it believabruu.

i like to bring several items bought from other stores into wal-mart, and mix them in the cart, and watch muhhfuckas struggle at check out...

i routinely make two separate chinese delivery orders from two separate spots, and have them deliver to each other, under the name Phuk Yu

...exhumed a body from the cemetery, dressed it up like jesus, and propped it up next to my Ex's mailbox with a note that simply read, "i want my Chief's jersey back - you know who this is".

my testicles are a testament to humanity's hubris...

while you are correct, my emphasis was on the lack of democracy, and it's notoriously slow political churn - not the economic identity of chine-chine.

communism is a wonderful, progressive thing.

Left the captain exposed as well...

i mailed this one chick a finger painting depicting my scrotum stretched taut to cover a wall outlet...along with a letter that read, "note the expansive scrotal area"