gorillas are raw as fuck.

neanderthals didn't have paper cups, bro.

let me peep the exterior for god's sake

well...it isn't 80 feet tall.

what type of shit? haha i would slap someone until they died....

now...if we can get Audi's to run on bullshit - my ex-wife's lawyer could drive himself to hell

i pulled up pushing weight like a pulley system - and pressing the block like a push up, brah...

the TSA calls those "fun coupons"

got real drunk at a funeral once...like - REEEAL drunk

that would also be helpful

why don't we focus on a drone that can poach my eggs in the morning?

VRRRR! it's clearly explained in the title Gif.

i wore these bitches into a board meeting and fired three partners in rapid succession while doing the robot...

i pulled up on the block with that extra chrome like a Down's patient.

i steam up in a white rice-rocket - laugh subtly - then pilaf down the avenue.

i am a rich asshole - and these blogs suit me just fine. (only poor people would take offense to any implications of poverty found in titlings)

any particular acre you want this piss on - or will any part of the estate work?

haha! that doesn't even look convincing.

sound logic - if you live on Sesame Street. I am unapologetically living in the real world, where not everything is sweet, and there are no fairy tales.

if you can see beauty through broke-bitchery - then yeah, she was magnificent. but when you have as much bread as i do, all you see are numbers...