i just shipped my pants.

so...literally no different then plugging your phone charger into the lighter, and setting your phone in the cup holder

have the 911 calls routed through the NSA...

just have to respond a few more times, and voila - blissful benevolent benignity born of shared brainless imbecility...

Shots fired....hit the deck!

dafuq, bruh?

ironically, you used apostrophes when you shouldn't have. - but i'll leave it to a smart person like yourself to figure out where.

when i wash my scrotal facade - the Minotaurs grind their teeth...and when i say scrotal facade - understand that it is understood to be underneath my underwear and an oft underestimated undercarriage. bitch.

not other PEOPLE...more of a subset of humanity - such as yourself, and presumably - the majority of your extended family and loved ones.

right, thanks.

amaze? have you not realized how incredibly stupid the majority of humans are? - sometimes it's almost too much to bear, and i want to be dumb like them - so i don't have to deal with their dumb shit.

absolute rubbish. it's that flawed logic that gets schools shot up.

a firearm ban in a city completely surrounded by a largely unregulated national gun market is a poor example/proof of anything at all. i think a halfwit could agree that less guns would equal less gun related crimes. secondly - if the constitution was such a good document - then explain all of the amendments.

thinking that more guns in america will keep people safer - is like saying more 7-eleven bean burritos will cure my already horrendous diarrhea. clearly this path we have taken is wrong. if we were expected to continue take centuries-old documents as the cure-all gospel, then we would still be chopping heads off in…

so you probably are opposed to oral sex...which is the wackest stance ever.

they took er DERR! - surgeons

well, bruce lee was proven to be a mortal being...chuck is still being tested.

why the branding?

...reprimanded a fetus for behaving immaturely

then cancel the wedding - this is the first of countless instances where your soul will be debited.