no, i literally don't know what is going on.

looks like Silver Surfer skeet

so what if you turned the wheel, baby? bet that thing turns - gravity or no.

i wouldn't be able to use this bot, because i am afflicted with "resting dick face" and it would constantly be asking me what my fucking problem was...

this seems a little silly...what about a button you could hit with your foot to open the door?

i pay Japanese women to wake me by tickling my feet every morning at 7 AM. i'm completely serious.

camera contacts, baby...

yeah but...you could test your friends to see if they are a T-100 sent back in time to fuck your swag up.

so these boys can see the softer side of sears...

haha neighbor's step-aunt...i think she works with my buddy's great cousin in-law's reverend's wife. yeah, they make a nice living from their keyboards...

my staircase at around 3 a.m. on saturday.

literal suspended animation.

maybe the organ was donated?

Noisy Cricket

the NSA have cameras to prevent horseplay.

this is america. shot by the camera or pistol - these are your choices.

we should do the same thing to handguns.

the coffee in my office is bullshit and i am not sure how much longer i can stand it.

haha the sky is blue as well, Captain!

woke up naked next to a priest this weekend. i rolled over - looked him in his big blue eyes, and said, "you make me feel like a kid again..."