I unexpectedly became teary-eyed and started sobbing at the thought that this woman, who was born before universal suffrage, lived long enough to cast votes for the first female major party candidate. Then Bernie Sanders’s brother cast a single vote for his brother as he emotionally spoke of their parents and I…

Investors are confused!

Any time you can use a Life of Brian reference, you should.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

They can’t, that’s the problem.

Oh, I don’t have BPD. I was just using the first person “I” for clarity in the example (although I see how it comes out that way when re-reading it now though...).

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

TBH, i’m tired of this advice. it’s not financially, emotionally, or logistically feasible to do these things (quit the job, move, leave the person, etc) right now for most people in their 20s and the idea that TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW OR YOU’LL BE FILLED WITH REGRET!!!!!!!!! causes most of our…

This never got a sequel for the same reason the comics had to be rebooted completely: Ken Sue-happy Penders.

I actually never finished it, I played my friend’s copy. I plan on getting my own copy eventually.

What if Sonic is now an Asian lady that jumps around buildings in first person?

I mentioned it for the same reason I commented on the cool battle graphics and the somewhat bland dungeon graphics. For the same reason I might have commented on the soundtrack if it was noticeably bad or good. For the same reason I might have mentioned distractingly bad writing, if the game’s prologue had that. It’s…

You’re telling me to stop complaining—though I rarely ever mention anything like this—and to cease doing it “in any form or matter” and then are worried about censorship?

I was against Scotland leaving at the time, but if they want their independence now; how are we, as a people with Farage-branded freedom, who are we to argue?

Conservatives would vote for a couch if it had an (R) next to it’s name.

I was enlisted back in the 90s and you didn’t get to touch a weapon outside of tightly controlled circumstances. All ammo was painstakingly accounted for each and every time you went to the rifle range or on guard duty. There was no fucking around. Because an M-16 is a deadly weapon of war. No one, and I mean no one,…