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I agree with Thae. Way to step up to the plate! ^_^

Alright, I've been thinking about it, and I'll come clean. I don't want to actually upset anyone and now I feel kind of bad. This whole thing was just one big joke. I'm actually Morie's boyfriend. We met here on Kotaku and have been dating for a while now. I saw her first comment, and thought it'd be fun to do a…

How is a picture of a dog sexual harassment?

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Wow...white knighting much? You really had to stalk me across two comment threads to say that? I'm just having some harmless fun. Chill out.

What are those...I don't even...?

Posted this on facebook as a dat-ass joke.

Right. They may not be bragging outwardly, but I bet they are internally.

Uh-huh. Right. Sounds to me like your boyfriend is the joke here.

Well in that case, what is your style of lingerie? Feel free to post pics of yourself.

You know this chick? Is she hawt?

Haha. I'd be all into that too. Think this chick might be into our knife party? If you know what I mean.

I don't see why they get their panties all in a bunch over this crap. It's just a harmless internet comment. Bitches, am I rite?

I'd hit that.

It's probably your boyfriend who's the joke. Does he even lift?

Hey, she's the one who put her bra out there, so to speak.

It's just a joke though. No need to get your ovaries all in a knot over it.

Ah, so you like that one, huh? Yeah, I could totally be into cutting your clothes off. Sounds kind of hot, actually.

I don't see what's so wrong with what I said. God, it's just the internet. Relax sweet-tits.