with fronds like these, who needs anemones??!

Yeah but over positive people are such a fucking pain to be around.

Well, it really was time to let it go.

I saw Sachiel. :/

Is there anything that Madonna did that couldn't be traced back to several other people who did them first? (Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, gay clubbers who vogued, etc.)

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

I would feel less insulted if they did, instead of that bullshit I just read.

These are going to be posted sooner or later, might as well get them out of the way now.

I've heard some theories that (and there may be studies, not sure) porn alters people's perceptions and functions almost in the same way as some drugs do - it lights up pleasure centers of the brain - the stimulus is porn, the reward that becomes linked with it is arousal and orgasm. Rinse and repeat. This causes…

Missed one:

Possibly wanting to deliver proof to worried loved ones that no, he doesn't spend all his time on Reddit arguing with strangers, the young man decided to take a picture with the animal.

The Celine Dion wouldn't have bothered me, but the Randy Newman would have made me call the SWAT Team.

It still doesn't get rid of the taste of SyFy's wrestling shows.

If the shows suck, they will run for 10 seasons.

If you want to have a constructive conversation or discussion, or even just blurt out your feelings about an issue, it helps to at least have a well thought out enough statement that it goes beyond preaching to the choir.

there are major issues with male anger in the world, having nothing to do with race.

Shocking news just in: Homosexuals drive the same tedious shit as everyone else, they could be anywhere!

make their meat rise like a loaf of bread