American Horror Story: Coven

You know, I have struggled with a particular thought and have previously chosen not to type it for fear of being labeled crazy or a troll or whatever else, but fuck it, I don't care anymore. The thought is as follows:

Fixed it for you.

They appear to have left something off of their list.

Reese's Pieces

Which would make her related to Henry, just like literally half of the town of Storybrooke!

Cool story; you still don't get it.

Hey, guess what? I'm just a guy too! But I don't jump in and derail the conversation with "not all men" because EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT AND IT'S NOT THE POINT. The point is that 1 out of every 6 American women has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape and this "not all men" shit contributes NOTHING of…

Aaaaaaand there it is, like clockwork.

Aaaaaaaaaaand the pendulum has swung back to its original position. I kinda wish Jezebel would stick to a decision on who the hive-mind is supposed to hate.

Yes and no. More like the idea of the Biblical Cain & Abel.

Nanopanic!

My BFF is about to marry a rich man, and she's pregnant with their baby. I just got an invite for her baby shower, and it has one of those stupid little poems asking for money instead of gifts. Um, she's always bragging to my friends and I that her soon-to-be husband has tons of money. She always says things like,…

Technical name: the skant.

How did this slip past Broadcast & Standards?