American Horror Story: Coven

You know, I have struggled with a particular thought and have previously chosen not to type it for fear of being labeled crazy or a troll or whatever else, but fuck it, I don't care anymore. The thought is as follows:

They appear to have left something off of their list.

Reese's Pieces

Cool story; you still don't get it.

Hey, guess what? I'm just a guy too! But I don't jump in and derail the conversation with "not all men" because EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT AND IT'S NOT THE POINT. The point is that 1 out of every 6 American women has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape and this "not all men" shit contributes NOTHING of…

Aaaaaaand there it is, like clockwork.

Aaaaaaaaaaand the pendulum has swung back to its original position. I kinda wish Jezebel would stick to a decision on who the hive-mind is supposed to hate.

Nanopanic!

My BFF is about to marry a rich man, and she's pregnant with their baby. I just got an invite for her baby shower, and it has one of those stupid little poems asking for money instead of gifts. Um, she's always bragging to my friends and I that her soon-to-be husband has tons of money. She always says things like,…

Why download an extra app when you can just go to the Google homepage, type "tip c" & automatically be given Google's tip calculator at the top of the search results? It even does the same splitting per person.

Agreed. Until they provide some sort of evidence to back that up, this is basically a variation on a friend-of-a-friend anecdote.

Not all balls!

Fixed it!

Obligatory:

Ciara and Future Had a Baby Boy, Named Him Future

Even though the fact that they exist eventually resulted in the creation of this character, this is the only appropriate reaction to Lemonheads: