Dyna-Mike
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Dyna-Mike

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and

If you don't want to go, DON'T GO. What's worse: inviting someone to celebrate an important event with you, spending thousands of dollars to throw a nice party for everyone who comes? Or being bitter and snarky because someone inconveniently invited you to attend?

Gayle, is that you?

It's probably a feral cat in a warehouse somewhere, and feral cats can be very difficult to locate in the first place, and then you'd have to set the kittens out and hope she returned for them. Which she probably wouldn't.

Someone misinterpreted this badly. It's not saying that you can't sue them for anything ever if you 'like' their Facebook or download a coupon, it's saying that, in taking those actions, you've implicitly accepted the company's privacy policy and can't sue them for violating your privacy if they sell your info to a

The human race has always been this dumb. It's just that the internet has not only made this stupidity more easily accessible, but has also made the fame reward for doing stupid shit much higher than it used to be.

the fact that you knew it was an episode summary probably should've been more than enough

This is a TV recap, which means an outline of everything that happened in the episode.

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

Publicly shaming a woman for her personal artistic/body modification choices?

I make a distinction between the people who are actually in the picture with the kid and those where it's just the kid.

You haven't heard?

I'm sorry this comment didn't come out faster, but I was too busy choking on the double standard with regards to body-shaming.

Nice Rothko! Anyway, I find Chelsea kind of obnoxious but I'm more bothered that I didn't even hear a whisper that a woman was considered. I guess late night stuff is the same boys' club as it ever was.

Unfortunately, religious folk generally don't care much for science.

"please know that this is how our family has lived for seven years"

Wait for book deals.

Waiting to see if they'll be arrested like the woman who left her kids in the car during a job interview.

Please change the headline. It's intentionally misleading. You, and your audience, are better than that.