The human race has always been this dumb. It's just that the internet has not only made this stupidity more easily accessible, but has also made the fame reward for doing stupid shit much higher than it used to be.

the fact that you knew it was an episode summary probably should've been more than enough

This is a TV recap, which means an outline of everything that happened in the episode.

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

2/10, would not feed.

Publicly shaming a woman for her personal artistic/body modification choices?

I make a distinction between the people who are actually in the picture with the kid and those where it's just the kid.

You haven't heard?

I'm sorry this comment didn't come out faster, but I was too busy choking on the double standard with regards to body-shaming.

Nice Rothko! Anyway, I find Chelsea kind of obnoxious but I'm more bothered that I didn't even hear a whisper that a woman was considered. I guess late night stuff is the same boys' club as it ever was.

Is your street littered with the rusted-out husks of dead UPS trucks that wandered into it like beetles into a pitcher-plant?

Unfortunately, religious folk generally don't care much for science.

Yes but: a) is there buttsecks in this film b) why not

"please know that this is how our family has lived for seven years"

Wait for book deals.

Waiting to see if they'll be arrested like the woman who left her kids in the car during a job interview.

Please change the headline. It's intentionally misleading. You, and your audience, are better than that.

Therefore "technically" your headline is misleading clickbait.

Punt PI on Radio 4 had an episode investigating the crying child painting. They managed to track down a copy and found that it was coated with a fire retardant varnish. When there was a fire the string holding the painting burnt through first and they had a tendency to land face down which offered some additional…