Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Petty? Yes. Gloating over the failure of others always is.

So you're saying your ad was a bust? Bummer, dude.

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I would gladly eat any of the bacon pictured here.

Chromecast doesnt stream from your device. It streams over your network itself. It doesn't use any more battery than what it takes to find a video on youtube or netflix. That's the point.

This article made me renew my love for laughing at craigslist sex ads. I just found one in which a gentleman professes his desire to "shove his duck" inside another lovely gentleman. Either it's a typo or this is a new kink that I was heretofore not aware of.

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

Right! Also, in the audio, he keeps saying "In the old days, you didn't even get time off!" Well, in the old days, they also didn't let black people play. Pull yourself together.

Calling a guy a creep is akin to calling a girl a slut. Its both shaming someone for being sexual and judging them for it... good job on being everything you hate.

Nor did he keep pressing after he got a no.

Is anyone else kind of sick of the unconditional love Jezebel has for Beyonce? She terrifies people at Bergdorf's because she routinely gets them fired? That is a downright bitch move. But noooo, Beyonce, the "Queen" or whatever. Bleh.

Nothing wrong with those arms.

Too bad Red Delicious apples taste like WAXY GARBAGE.

*runs up wall and does backflip*

Your local public library probably loans ebooks. If you want to save yourself some cash, investigate what's available to you.

Because a lot of dumb shit that anti-LGBT people say clearly stems from fear. Ever heard them talking about "the homosexual agenda" or worrying about gay people checking them out in gym locker rooms or worrying about kids being "exposed" to LGBT? It all stems from some fear they have that gay people are all perverted…

Most bigoted beliefs stem from irrational fears about gay people, so I'd say it's an accurate word.

Yeah, I normally like Lindy, but she really shouldn't have included that part about how this is what all religious black people think.

Oh, you! Please do explain yet again how homophobia is harmless if it's from black people.