Dyna-Mike
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Dyna-Mike

Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

McCoy: Dear Lord. You think we're intelligent enough to... suppose... what if this thing were used where life already exists?

I wish Caprica hadn't had the albatross of everyone waiting for Space Opera dogfights. It was exploring a totally different area and I thought it had a lot of potential.

I would rather they had just done Blood and Chrome and/or Caprica in a more compelling manner. I would even be intrigued by a series about events Kobol or the original Earth. Seems like the BSG universe has a long enough history and mythology that they don't have to continually 're-imagine' the same 4 years of it.

I'm going to wait until S01 finishes and see the reaction, but saying "best episode of the season" is a pretty low bar to hurdle.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Sometimes I honestly think that the fact that there might be a rest of the world and it might be relevant doesn't even cross their minds. They don't even seem to notice that California and much of the rest of the West, a part of their own country, had an unusually hot and dry winter.

"After allowing the baby to 'suckle' for a bit, the lioness again picked the baby up in her mouth — I was in agony watching the baby's ordeal — and kept on turning off the video option on my camera because it was hard to record."

Petty? Yes. Gloating over the failure of others always is.

Actually, I kind of think even though fiction is constantly ramming down our throats the idea that immortality would be terrible and awful and the worst, there would be definitely upsides. Like, I dunno, not dying.

Any mutant who isn't Beak.

My wife (who was a big Jem fan) wants the movie to be cast with drag queens, saying Jem was a femisist icon and a drag icon.

So you're saying your ad was a bust? Bummer, dude.

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I would gladly eat any of the bacon pictured here.

Chromecast doesnt stream from your device. It streams over your network itself. It doesn't use any more battery than what it takes to find a video on youtube or netflix. That's the point.

This article made me renew my love for laughing at craigslist sex ads. I just found one in which a gentleman professes his desire to "shove his duck" inside another lovely gentleman. Either it's a typo or this is a new kink that I was heretofore not aware of.

Well you should. ...because your still watching it.

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to

Obviously the best movie that will come out in 2022.

Right! Also, in the audio, he keeps saying "In the old days, you didn't even get time off!" Well, in the old days, they also didn't let black people play. Pull yourself together.