"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks"

Just want to leave this here.

Correction: Extra virgin olive oil is not for cooking. Regular olive oil is fine.

This is just a fried egg. Poaching is the process of cooking in a water-based liquid.

I just burst out laughing. ActuLOL.

You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

Apparently Jezebel's standard of 'awesome' 'special' and 'amazing' are reaching new lows.

I'm eagerly awaiting your mind blowing video of paint literally drying.

Yep, exactly. Just because we're married doesn't mean my partner and I are no longer our own individuals with our own desires on how to spend our money. All joint expenses (rent, groceries, utilities, going out, trips, savings) are split down the middle and the money that comes in from our paychecks go toward those…

do we protest his funeral or are they going to do it? how does this work?

Nope, it turned out to be a cautionary tale to be respectful when you take selfies, instead of being a self-centered prick like most selfie-takers are in the moment they take their selfies.

I was thinking more like Susan@Anus

You say that, and while its technically true, there's a whole lot more behind it than you may realize:

I'm not sure, but I do recall that prior to Dx of autism, she had stated publicly that her kid was an "indigo child," which more or less means she thought he was one of the X-Men.

I dont think you are showing a lack of sympathy rather an abundance of common sense

Let's hope it's Hans Christian Andersen's Little Mermaid, not Disney's. I'd totally watch that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Littl…

The question sounds a bit crazy to me. "Self censorship" just describes one of the requisite skills of any social animal. Of course we restrain some impulses at work. We also do that at parties, in line for coffee, at football games and while having sex.

I know, right? Artistic criticism should NOT exist!

I didn't, but thanks for clarifying. I'm sure that, at some point, this song will come on while I'm in a store or trapped in somebody else's car and I will not die if I have to listen to it. That doesn't mean that I can't laugh at her joke of a music career.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

why is this not an e-book? how is an advanced human supposed to read it on their p.a.d.d.?