Why download an extra app when you can just go to the Google homepage, type "tip c" & automatically be given Google's tip calculator at the top of the search results? It even does the same splitting per person.

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Agreed. Until they provide some sort of evidence to back that up, this is basically a variation on a friend-of-a-friend anecdote.

Two words: Party City

Not all balls!

Fixed it!

Obligatory:

Ciara and Future Had a Baby Boy, Named Him Future

Your mom seemed to think so last night.

Even though the fact that they exist eventually resulted in the creation of this character, this is the only appropriate reaction to Lemonheads:

I may not escape the horrible traffic of LA in a brand new Chevy Sonic with my vegetarian cat while complaining that traffic in LA is a lot worse when you're not riding a motorcycle, my hipster beard flowing in the wind, and afterward taking a pretend-to-be-sleeping selfie with my vegetarian cat on my stomach, but I…

In before a millenial invents a shitty, cringeworthy term like "mansbian".

I love cats - I have two awesome little guys myself - but holy crap, this article was insufferable on literally every level.

Eyebrow. He has Bert eyebrow.

I tried to get in before all the "OMG you don't eat all the bacon??? lol my comment is so original!" comments. But now that that boat has sailed, I'd just like to say, as a bacon lover who is living with / engaged to a vegetarian & just can't eat a whole package of bacon without, you know, DYING... thank you for…

OH, POOR YOU! :'( :'( :'(

All families have 99 problems but leaked videos of elevator attacks generally ain't one.

To all the people going OMG I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS STOP BEING SO MEEEEAN:

Seriously. I'll take 96 bags of urine, feces, and vomit over a douchebag marketing stunt any day.

"Kyndle, Power, Charger! Go and get me my Kindle power charger! The battery's dead and mama's stories are on the tee-vee! I am NOT getting off this couch! DON'T YOU SASS ME, GET ME MY STUFF!"