<<insert full transcripts of FLCL episodes 5 & 6>>

Yay, casual murder!

I make myself flatbread sandwiches to bring in to work for lunch but I don't call them motherfucking flatwiches. Fuck you, Subway.

Isn't the TARDIS key obsolete now?

You're like the Carrie Bradshaw of food posts.

I definitely recall hoping for a She-Hulk series on one of my many comments that are inexplicably perma-banned.

GRRM is all about subverting the typical fantasy tropes. I would not be at all surprised if Jon turns out to be exactly as advertised - Ned Stark's bastard - instead of being an oh-so-special snowflake who's actually legitimate royalty who everyone else thinks is merely a bastard.

This. The cold-water-to-boiling-then-sitting-10-minutes method right here is the method I've been using for years and, save for maybe 1 egg out of 2 or 3 dozen, there's no problem peeling them. It's either the perfect method, or the pot I use to boil them was forged from mithril ore & my tap water is actually unicorn…

Unless you happen to get the not-too-bright-but-at-least-he's-pretty salesperson who accidentally keeps you on the unlimited plan when activating your phone [thank you, Jason; we may have parted ways but we'll always have the mall kiosk]. That or buying a phone off-contract.

Yet another hacked-account spam comment that stays on the page indefinitely and yet my comments never show up. WHY WAS I BLOCKED FROM IO9?

Yet another hacked-account spam comment that stays on the page indefinitely and yet my comments never show up. WHY WAS I BLOCKED FROM IO9?

Yet another hacked-account spam comment that stays on the page indefinitely and yet my comments never show up. WHY WAS I BLOCKED FROM IO9?

You know, I really just LOVE how my comments never shop up here on io9 and yet the clear hacked-account spam comments ride on through.

NEWSFLASH: anything American that's old enough to be copyright-free is most likely racist.

Adele Dazeem joins the cast of The Stuff That Happened That One Time!

Regarding #3: Am I the only person here that finds it slightly amusing that life gave the horrible customers lemons and they literally turned them into lemonade? I was kind of hoping the server would stand over them and tell them "THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY WHAT THAT SAYING MEANS, STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!"

Are religious beliefs going to screw up first contact...

I literally cannot think of anyone who would attempt to transport delicate raw eggs in to their workplace in order to boil them later. I mean, I guess there's really no difference between transporting eggs from the supermarket to home & from home to work, but still... Boil them at home, and if they happen to crack on…