Dyna-Mike
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Dyna-Mike

Crazy! It's almost as if not everybody in the world works a 9 to 5 shift!

$20 says he went home after being released from jail & caught up on Game of Thrones episodes on his DVR.

What's with all the graphics fail lately? The article title talks about deep fried foods but the image is all chocolate-dipped monstrosities.

"Mitters"? What, was the word "brobysitter" too off-putting?

To be fair, Millie Brown vomited on Gaga before anyone puked on Madonna [as far as I know].

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

Which particular non-profit do you work for? Because your attitude makes me want to never donate to whatever it is.

Bonus points if this randomly changes throughout the day.

Ask me again in two years. 18 years is not a movie milestone.

TL;DR. Clicked the link instead.

Jelly at Nelly. I love it.

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Whoever lived above me at my old apartment building used to do the same thing, but with Enya:

Completely off-topic, but this picture pisses me off. Onions are EXTREMELY toxic to cats and I can't believe this one is anywhere near chewing distance.

I call bullshit. Babies never actually sleep [according to daily Facebook posts from my parent friends].