To be fair, Millie Brown vomited on Gaga before anyone puked on Madonna [as far as I know].

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

Which particular non-profit do you work for? Because your attitude makes me want to never donate to whatever it is.

Bonus points if this randomly changes throughout the day.

Ask me again in two years. 18 years is not a movie milestone.

TL;DR. Clicked the link instead.

Jelly at Nelly. I love it.

Whoever lived above me at my old apartment building used to do the same thing, but with Enya:

Completely off-topic, but this picture pisses me off. Onions are EXTREMELY toxic to cats and I can't believe this one is anywhere near chewing distance.

I call bullshit. Babies never actually sleep [according to daily Facebook posts from my parent friends].

Optional 5th step: (H)ammertime

I can't wait until #otherpeopleie becomes a thing. Exactly like a selfie, but of other people, a.k.a. a photograph, and the snake comes full circle in devouring its own tail.

Human feces lying on the floor of the bathroom at my work. Just sitting there for nearly a full 24 hours.

Don't worry, Sarah Hedgecock shared it to the Gawker page so I guess it turns out Gawker is cool with that.

One thing to address that hasn't been mentioned in replies yet is that it's kind of a black eye on the charity now. Prospective donors might not feel comfortable donating to a charity that received funds through questionable [though well-intentioned] means.